Roasted 1 year ago based on thebradyc's long term Spotify stats.

Dear thebradyc, congratulations on curating a Spotify playlist that makes you sound like a hyperactive teenager who just discovered the internet! Nothing screams ‘I’m an emotional mess’ louder than a mix of Rap, Emo Rap, and Soft Pop. You’ve got more genres in your favorites than actual life experiences. What’s next? Rhythmic browsing? As for your top artists—wow! The Weeknd and Post Malone must be wondering how that much emotional baggage could fit into one profile. Not to mention, if “The Kid LAROI” ever needs advice on melodrama and soundtracking high school heartbreaks, he’ll have you at the top of his call list. This eclectic array of artists suggests you either have emotional highs and lows more extreme than your Spotify Wrapped or you just can’t decide which phase of your middle school identity crisis to land on. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! It’s almost like you asked a fortune teller to read your angst and they just handed you a playlist instead. “Golden,” but your taste is decidedly rusty. Between the “Open Hearts” and the “Given Up On Me,” one has to wonder if your heart ever really had a chance, or if it’s perpetually on a never-ending cycle of heartbreak mixtapes. Honestly, if your Spotify profile were an animal, it’d be a wounded emo pigeon—flapping around, slightly confused, but determined to find its place in the world of sound!

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