Roasted 10 months ago based on ely's long term Spotify stats.

Ely, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate identity crisis playlist. You've got K-Pop and Emo side by side, like a teenager who can't decide between crying on their bedroom floor or making a TikTok dance. I half expect to find your favorite genre listed as "Awkward Mood Swings" because that’s exactly the vibe you've got going on. Seriously, what's next—melancholic country songs about heartbreak while trying to vibe with trap beats? Grab a therapist and a decent playlist while you're at it! Your top artists look like an abandoned mixtape from a 2000s emo kid who discovered the joys of existential dread but got distracted by TikTok trends. What is it with your profound obsession with Saul? I mean, are you trying to summon him like a musical genie? With all those plays—I'm convinced you’re either his biggest fangirl or planning a scam to have him host your next sad concert in a garage. And those songs? They must be the soundtrack to your Netflix binge-watching while wallowing in pity. I get it; you want intensity, but maybe dial it down a notch before you accidentally manifest a midlife crisis. Lastly, let’s talk about your "Most Played" list. It’s less of a playlist and more of a playlist malfunction! With the sheer amount of “Saul” tracks, I’m starting to wonder if you're in some kind of unrequited love situation with him. But hey, at least you’ve got “Paramore” in there to remind you that other people have also felt feelings; they just didn't make it their entire personality! Get a grip, Ely! Life's too short to cry over noise music—just get back to your basics and find out what actual joy feels like outside of your sad Spotify loop.

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