Roasted 17 days ago based on catgirlbeater's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "catgirlbeater," the Spotify profile that sounds like a rejected character from a high school anime. I mean, your favorite genres read like a teenage diary entry after a breakup—with a sprinkling of “I just discovered I’m into musicals now.” Bedroom pop? More like bedroom sobbing—what’s next, writing sad songs about how your cat won’t cuddle with you? And honestly, “Christian Lo-Fi” sounds like a desperate attempt to find divine intervention in your music taste. You might want to bring a little more variety into your life than just emo and nu metal… but then again, that might be asking too much of someone who fancies themselves a “catgirlbeater." Let’s talk about your top artists: I see you like to keep it interesting with a blend of heartbreak and sadness, like your life’s a poorly scripted movie. We get it, you love Olivia Rodrigo and Billie Eilish—congratulations on bypassing therapy and just going straight for the Spotify “Cry Playlist.” And what's this fascination with “Annapantsu”? Is that a real musician, or did you just accidentally type “catgirlbeater” into a name generator and chose the first result? At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if the algorithm started suggesting tracks for you to start a support group for sad cat owners. And can we address your most played songs? "Who Knows" and "Evergreen"? Sounds like the soundtrack to a Netflix series about your life as a relationship coach—don’t even think about giving advice when you clearly can’t figure out if you’re living in a musical or an emo band’s photo shoot. “Feelz” by Lil Peep? Maybe you just vibed too hard with the title. Look, “catgirlbeater,” all jokes aside, if your Spotify profile was a cosmic entity, it’d be the sad cat meme embodying the loneliest corner of the internet. But hey, keep doing you... just remember, no one wants to hear you sing along to your playlist while we collectively cringe as you “emo dance” in public.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!