Roasted 19 days ago based on d3pr1vdluv's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, d3pr1vdluv, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a hipster coffee shop that went out of business in 2015. With a "favorite genres" list that could double as a sad playlist for a high school breakup, it's clear you prioritize moody introspection and angst over actually enjoying life. Bedroom Pop, Shoegaze, and Lo-Fi Indie? Is your life a continuous loop of staring out of windows while contemplating the universe’s greatest mysteries or just how much avocado toast costs these days? Your top artists, ranging from Laufey to Fried By Fluoride, paint a picture of someone who’s deeply committed to sounding like the funkiest funeral director at the indie music funeral for trends. "Adult Standards" and "Swing Music" in the mix really round out your profile like a mid-life crisis in audio form. And let’s be honest, the inclusion of Frank Sinatra is just you desperately trying to elevate your credentials while hiding behind an old man’s mustache, hoping nobody notices your playlist is more tragic than it is chic. And those song choices? “Doodle” by Zachz Winner and “peter, you’re going to die” by xngel sound like the birth of an existential crisis regrettably mixed with a live session from someone’s high school art project. Seriously, if your most played tracks don’t make people want to chuck their phone into a lake, are you even really living? If we took a shot for every emotional anthem on your list, we’d be drunk before we got to the halfway point. Congrats on curating the sad soundtrack to the apocalypse, d3pr1vdluv; it’s a vibe only you could pull off.

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