Roasted 1 year ago based on vc's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s lm, the musical equivalent of a confused toddler at a buffet. K-Pop and Rage Rap? That's like mixing your gummy bears with hot sauce, and then putting it all on a bed of shoegaze, because who wouldn't want their ears to bleed while questioning their life choices? You’re out here trying to play 20 genres when most people can’t even handle two. "Jersey Club" and "Pinoy R&B"? What are you doing, trying to collect musical Pokémons? Your top artists read like a Tinder hot mess: "Drake" is practically your boyfriend at this point. Seriously, if you spent as much time discovering new music as you do streaming "Fancy" for the 400th time, you might actually get out of that Drake hole you’re digging for yourself. I guess when you can’t handle heartbreak from “Your Ex” you just run to the “Best I Ever Had” guy. What’s next? A tribute playlist for Drake’s hairstyles? And let’s not forget your most played songs: it's like Drake and a few random characters crashed a very niche party. Congrats on making “Jungle” by Drake your life anthem! But really, if “Get Low” is what gets you hyped, maybe you should consider getting low on the couch and reevaluating your life choices. Let’s face it, your music taste screams “I’m here for a good time, not a long time” but we’re all just wondering if you’re here for any time at all.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists