Roasted 3 months ago based on Michael K's long term Spotify stats.

Michael K, huh? With a Spotify profile as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles, you’ve managed to collect genres like they’re Pokémon cards. "Bedroom Pop"? Please, the only thing you're popping is your own bubble of musical indecision. Classic Rock is fine, but how many times can you listen to "Stairway to Heaven" before it’s time to admit you just have a crush on your dad’s mixtape? And let’s be real, the only time you pull out "Disco" is when you need something to dance to during your 3 AM existential crises. Your top artists read like a thrift shop clearance aisle. Sure, everyone loves The Beatles—nothing wrong with a classic. But then you sprinkle in "Rex Orange County" and "grentperez" like you're trying to impress your hipster friends, yet we all know you're just as likely to blast the Bee Gees while wearing socks with sandals. Every time you crank up "Marcus King," I’m convinced your “Modern Blues” phase is just an excuse to ignore your own feelings. And to throw in Drake is like bringing a microwave to a gourmet dinner party—why? The most played songs list reads like a clinical study on musical embarrassment. Seriously, how much “You and I” do you need before you realize it's not your anthem; it’s just a reminder that you’ve been swiping left too long? And “Soledad - con la colaboración de Chucho Valdés” is a bold choice, considering you've likely never been to a conga line outside of your bedroom. If I had a dollar for every time "Pure Smokey" played while you were deep in thought about a frozen pizza, I’d be richer than you are with that playlist. Michael, your taste is as eclectic as a garage sale, but I hope you enjoy the music while your friends throw shade in the background!

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