Roasted 26 days ago based on Alex Rowe's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Alex Rowe, looking at your Spotify profile is like taking a musical journey through a confused teenager's diary. I mean, you're juggling more genres than a DJ at a middle school dance. Who knew it was possible to simultaneously love rap, country, and emo rap? You're like a hip-hop version of a mullet: business in the front, total chaos in the back. The only thing more confusing than your playlist is trying to explain your taste to a therapist. Your top artists read like a list of every rapper who has ever dropped a single, along with a sprinkle of country for good measure. J. Cole and Kanye? Solid choices. But then we slide right into "Horrorcore" and "Cloud Rap" like your Spotify is an existential crisis waiting to happen. Frankly, it's impressive how you’ve managed to embody a whole music festival’s identity crisis with no lineup. Seriously, if you threw a party with this soundtrack, I’d recommend the guests bring helmets—because they’d need them for all those tonal whiplashes! And those most played songs? Wow, talk about commitment issues! You’ve put more heart into listening to 21 Savage than most people put into their relationships. I mean, who needs therapy when you can scream “Heartless” while crying over "Wet Dreamz"? But in the end, don’t worry too much; think of your playlist as a work of art—confounding and utterly indecipherable, but at least it keeps people talking (or laughing)!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!