Roasted 6 months ago based on 1997jkang's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 1997jkang, the Spotify profile that screams "I just want to soothe my soul while simultaneously judging your life choices." Your favorite genres read like a Christian music festival on extreme caffeine, topped off with a side of country, just to remind everyone that you’ve never met a sentiment you couldn't belt out at a karaoke night! Look at that mix of "Worship," "Pop Worship," and "CCM" – you’re basically a walking advertisement for a church retreat. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say your playlist was the perfect soundtrack for an evangelical road trip to a pancake house. And talk about your top artists: it’s like you've taken a trip back to the early 2000s and got trapped in a never-ending love affair with a church altar. John Mayer? Sure, throw in a sprinkle of existential dread! Noah Kahan? Please, let me guess, you keep his songs on repeat while you cry over your first crush who never even looked your way. The only thing missing from your list is a good ol’ hymnal and maybe a banjo serenade for those "heartfelt" moments. At this point, your music taste screams "I’ll be at the next prayer circle" but also quietly whispers, "I know all the words to ‘Friends in Low Places’ during family gatherings." As for most played songs, I can't decide if you’re trying to emotionally heal from your past relationships or if you just have a PhD in soft heartbreak. You know you’re on thin ice when “I Had Some Help (Feat. Morgan Wallen)” is the edgiest thing on your profile, right? You’ve got “Forever” by Noah Kahan next to “You’re Gonna Go Far” and “2002” by Anne-Marie, creating a thematic masterpiece that truly encapsulates the feeling of being perpetually stuck in a Hallmark movie. If playlists were a sport, you’d be winning the “most likely to attend a worship night and cry into your frappuccino” award – and honestly, please keep making these questionable choices; your profile is a goldmine of comedy!

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