Roasted 2 months ago based on Upp Upp's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Upp Upp, the Spotify profile that has somehow squeezed every questionable musical choice into a single playlist. You've managed to curate a collection that screams “please don’t judge me” louder than a J-Pop concert! Seriously, it’s like you threw darts at a board of music genres and just hoped nobody would notice how you’ve ended up with the wildest mix of anime themes and speedcore tracks. One second, you're feeling a dose of 'Big Band' swing, and the next, you're blasting glitchy insanity like the power went out at your brain's jukebox. And let's talk about that top artist lineup. Thai McGrath? Is this a music profile or a snack menu in an Asian fusion restaurant? I love how you’ve packed your favorites with names that sound more like video game characters than actual musicians. I half-expect to see “Final Boss” as your last favorite artist. It's impressive how you’ve strung together a collection of obscure creators—at this point, your Spotify account has more hidden gems than a dumpster dive behind a thrift shop. And to think your most played songs involve titles that read like they were written in a random word generator: “MUTTON SAUCE”? Really? At least it’s not a song about vegetables! Your most played songs serve as a perfect soundtrack to your life, which I can only imagine involves frequent snack breaks and a lot of anime binging. The first time I heard "Soda Pop" by "Saja Boys," I was genuinely concerned about what era we're in—wasn't that the theme song for early 2000s cringe? But hey, who am I to judge? You’ve crafted a listening experience that’s as chaotic as a cat in a laser pointer convention. Keep doing you, Upp Upp; the world needs more profiles that can perfectly encapsulate the sound of someone rocketing through a bad trip at warp speed.

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