Roasted 1 year ago based on X_.mena._xx's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, X_.mena._xx, where originality goes to die and pop music is clearly the closest thing to a personality you've ever had. With a Spotify profile that reads like the love child of a dance party and a midlife crisis, you've somehow managed to make a playlist that seems more like a cry for help. Favorite genres? More like a genre for every mood swing you’ve ever had. "White Noise"? Is that your way of admitting you’re just as boring as your music taste? And those top artists? Oh boy, it's like you scraped an algorithm designed for basic influencers and called it a day. I see you’re really out here living that “I’m not like other girls” life, while listening to Rihanna on repeat. The only thing more predictable than that is your choice in favorite songs, with titles that sound like they were generated by a particularly uninspired AI. “TABU.” by “Yung Yury”? I didn’t know you were so edgy, but we can all see you’re still dancing in your bedroom with a hairbrush like you’re on the verge of being discovered. But hey, at least you’ve got those slaps and beats to distract from your complete lack of musical depth. It’s like you threw a dart at a musical genre wall and just decided that your life’s narrative could either be EDM or “Dance Fruits Music.” So here’s a piece of advice: if you’re going to curate your Spotify like you're sorting colors in kindergarten, at least have the decency to be a little less basic about it. Good luck out there in the mainstream, you absolute bop machine!

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