Roasted 2 years ago based on Seed's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Thatapppleseed, the human embodiment of “You wouldn’t get it.” Your playlist looks like you went to a Nigerian grocery store and just grabbed the most colorful, flashy items off the shelf, hoping someone would mistake your taste for cultural depth. Rema and Asake must be exhausted from carrying your entire music taste on their backs. Are you secretly their biggest hype man, or do you just have “sundry Rema tracks on repeat” as your life motto? And let's address your top artists: Drake, Gunna, Lil Baby, and a smattering of Afrobeats stars that even your friends would be embarrassed to admit they liked. It’s like you wanted to flex your “diverse” music taste but ended up sounding like the DJ at a middle school dance trying to cater to three different groups at once. You’ve got more “mood” genres than personality traits. If listening to Afropop while pretending to know what the drums are saying was an Olympic sport, you'd probably still come in last—overqualified for the participation medal, of course. As for your most played songs, can we talk about your Rema obsession? Did he save your life in a past life or are you just waiting for him to reveal his secret to make your existence as catchy as his hooks? “MARCH AM” and “AZAMAN”? Sounds like the motivational speaker version of your Spotify, where you convince yourself that it will all “work out” while you sit in your PJs at 2 AM. Congratulations on having a playlist more repetitive than an over-hyped TikTok dance; seriously, even the algorithm is rolling its eyes at you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!