Roasted 2 years ago based on Saad Sayed's long term Spotify stats.

Saad, your Spotify profile reads like a high school kid's chaotic mixtape that’s desperately trying to impress everyone at once. We've got rap, rock, pop, and even a sprinkle of Canadian pop—because nothing screams "I have commitment issues" more than a list that looks like it was pulled from an indecisive restaurant menu. Seriously, do you even listen to music, or are you just browsing a genre buffet hoping something will stick? At this point, you might as well just add "sounds your mom hates" to your list of favorite genres. As for your top artists, it’s adorable that you think Metallica and Travis Scott can coexist in the same musical universe. It’s as if your Spotify is having a midlife crisis, desperately trying to reclaim its youth while simultaneously reminiscing about the glory days of hair metal. And can we talk about 0to8? With a name like that, it sounds like your playlist is filled with the B-sides of a rapper who refuses to be taken seriously. Buddy, take it easy on the variety—oh wait, sorry, that’s just the auditory version of a chaotic prison cell. Your most played songs tell a story, and the chapters are basically you screaming, "I promise I’m cool!" in different ways. “FE!N” followed by “Enter Sandman”? Now that's a rollercoaster ride of emotions! One minute you’re in the club, the next you’re bracing for a mid-life crisis. If I had a nickel for every time your playlist sounded like you were trying to impress someone you just met at a coffee shop, I’d be rich enough to buy your self-esteem back. So congratulations, Saad, you've officially mastered the art of cringeworthy musical schizophrenia. Keep it up, and you might just hit the top of the 'People Please Stop Listening' charts!

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