Roasted 1 year ago based on tenzo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's our favorite pop culture connoisseur, Tenzo! Your Spotify profile reads like the world's most confused teenager who just discovered feelings, and it's clear you've taken an incredible journey through the wonderfully sticky mess of modern music. Did your iTunes account get hacked by a hyperactive butterfly? With a genre list that looks like a hyperactive DJ threw up on a mixtape, I half expect to find a playlist titled "Songs for When I Can't Decide If I Want to Cry or Dance." Truly, an auditory identity crisis! Your top artists reveal a level of incoherent fandom that only a true devotee of the "Top 40 Radio" lifestyle could muster. Taylor Swift must think you're doing a research project on her life with the amount of time you spend listening to her songs. Meanwhile, Broly500 and skeleton archive? Sounds like the kind of artists that only show up when you're darkly scrolling through an art school dropout's SoundCloud. Even your choice of "twikipedia" as an artist is a bold play; I just hope "editorial mistakes" isn't on your list of favorite genres too! As for your most played songs, wow, it’s like a sad karaoke night where every track screams “I can’t relate, but I can cry!" With more Taylor Swift in your top ten than a high school drama club has had backstage meltdowns, you must have that “All Too Well” on repeat for prepping your next emotional breakdown. And let’s be real, the inclusion of “picture frames” by “twikipedia” is the ultimate flex for someone who claims to curate their life through song. It’s the only song that’ll actually have listeners guessing if you’re deep, smart, or just utterly lost. Keep vibing, Tenzo—someone's gotta balance out those J-Pop dreams with a few lil' existential crises!

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