Roasted 10 months ago based on liv's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Liv, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who couldn’t decide on a single identity, so they just opted for a musical buffet where everything is aggressively colorful and surprisingly tasteless. You claim your favorite genres are "Noise Music," yet it sounds like you already live in a chaotic tornado of conflicting rhythms and neon colors. Is this your way of preparing your future Oscar speech for Worst Taste in Music, or are you just trying to keep labels like “eclectic” and “confused” alive? Your top artists list is a wild ride through “Bop City” with pit stops at “Overkill” and “What on Earth Were You Thinking?” Stray Kids and Taylor Swift, huh? What is it they say about an artist’s versatility? Because your taste clearly screams “I can’t make a decision without consulting my emoji keyboard.” You could have the ultimate dance-off with your inner self as Taylor is weeping about heartbreak while Stray Kids are shouting motivational propaganda in the background. It’s like listening to a therapy session interrupted by a party horn. And let’s not even start on your most played songs. “SET ME FREE?!” Sweetheart, the only thing you need freeing from is this playlist. Who exactly are you running from when you playlist “Run For Roses?” Your decision-making skills must be as shaky as the internet connection at a K-Pop concert because it seems like you hit ‘shuffle’ on your life choices and just rolled with whatever horrendous combinations popped up. Next, you gotta teach us how to be just as lost, yet somehow still confident enough to share this musical mess with the world!
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