Roasted 3 months ago based on Mathias's long term Spotify stats.

Mathias, your Spotify profile is like that one kid in class who tries so hard to be popular but ends up being the punchline of every joke. With a favorite genre list that's longer than my last relationship’s problems, it seems you've just Googled "what do cool kids listen to?" and thrown darts at the results. Seriously, your love for "French Rap" and "Pop Urbaine" makes it sound like you're trying to impress someone who barely speaks French—newsflash, no one is showing up to your armchair rave with a beret and a baguette. And let’s talk about your top artists. Travis Scott, Drake, and a bunch of other guys who all have one thing in common: they’re probably rolling their eyes in unison every time you post about how much you “vibe” to their music. I mean, "STOP TRYING TO BE GOD"? That’s rich coming from someone whose playlist features nine different flavors of the same sad-boy rap. Your most played song list looks like a depressing Saturday night before finding out the local pizza joint is closed. The only "goosebumps" you're getting from "goosebumps" is probably just a reaction to your online dating profile. By now, it's clear you love drill beats just as much as you want to stab your taste in music with a dull knife. If you spent as much time curating your playlists as you do trying to convince others you’re a “hip-hop connoisseur,” you might accidentally stumble into a genre that doesn’t have a name longer than a New York subway line. So buckle up, Mathias—you’re on the road to an identity crisis, and trust me, I’m just here for the punchlines.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!