Roasted 25 days ago based on Sunua's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Sunua, your Spotify profile reads like a high school essay on how desperately someone tries to be edgy and artsy without any understanding of what’s actually cool. “Bedroom pop”? Really? The genre title alone sounds like you spend more time hiding under your bed than actually making music decisions. And what's your obsession with MPB? If I had a real Brazilian for every time someone said "New MPB," I would still be waiting for someone to take that genre and toss it in the nearest trash can. Your top artists roster looks like a hipster bingo card with way too much angst and not enough rhythm. I get it, you love Mother Mother—who wouldn’t want to listen to music that feels like a moody teenager’s diary? Ashnikko and Hobo Johnson rounding out that list makes sense; after all, nobody screams “please validate my terrible taste!” quite like they do. And let’s not even mention that one casual nod to XXXTENTACION—did your Spotify list need a dose of cringe or are you just trying to keep it edgy for the 'gram? But truly, the cherry on top is your most played songs. “Cinderella” by Remi Wolf? We've gone from "fairy tales" to "fail tales" faster than you can say "why am I still single?" Your tracklist reads like a post-breakup Spotify session gone wrong. Seriously, if I ever meet you, I’m bringing a round of applause and a therapist. It seems your music taste is fighting an existential crisis while desperately trying to make sense of it all. At least you provide comedic relief for everyone who stumbles upon your profile! Keep embracing the chaos, Sunua.
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