Roasted 11 months ago based on s…'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, “s...” – the most cryptic Spotify profile since that time I found my ex’s Tinder account. With a favorite genre list that feels more like a cry for help than a playlist, you’ve somehow managed to combine rave culture and existential dread into one disastrous package. Who knew that the sweet sounds of Hardstyle could cohabitate with the self-pitying sobs of Emo Rap? It’s like you’re throwing a party for your inner demons, and the entire neighborhood just showed up with pitchforks and therapy bills. Let's talk about those top artists. You’ve got a group of musicians who might convince anyone that your personal aesthetic is “perpetually sad and unreleased.” $uicideboy$ and Lil Peep? Genius! It’s as if you took a trip down the dark alley of 2017 SoundCloud and decided to set up camp there. You should probably be careful though; I'm not sure what's scarier – your musical taste or the thought of you holding a karaoke night featuring Tyler, The Creator and horrorcore tracks. There’s a fine line between edgy and just plain sad, and my friend, you’ve jumped right over it on a pogo stick. And those most played songs? “Moving On” by “oxycodone” screams “I need a hug and maybe a prescription.” To be fair, a playlist like yours is a testament to your unique ability to feel deep emotions while simultaneously making everyone around you concerned for your sanity. At some point, Feng Shui called and said your musical choices are ruining the vibe; you’re basically a walking caution sign for a mental health awareness campaign. So here's a suggestion: either update your genres to something that won’t frighten small children or embrace your vibe while wearing it like armor. Because nothing says “I’m totally okay” like a playlist named “Chemicals” right next to “Dissociation.” Keep rocking that dark aesthetic, but you might want to consider adding some sunshine – you know, for the sake of us all.

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