Roasted 7 months ago based on brycecollins05's long term Spotify stats.

Bryce Collins, huh? You’ve clearly made "screaming into the void" an art form with your five different flavors of metal. It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to collect enough angst to single-handedly fuel a teenage goth's entire diary. Your top artists list reads like the playlist for an emo support group reunion—congratulations on winning the award for Most Likely to Scare Away the Neighbors with Your Unholy Monthly Rituals of Distorted Guitars and Existential Crises. With a love for bands like The Smashing Pumpkins, we have to wonder if you're actually listening to them or just clinging to your 90s nostalgia harder than a rusty chain link fence in a mosh pit. And let’s talk about your obsession with Sleep Token! Do you think that if you listen to them enough, they’ll finally wake up and take you on a date? Spoiler alert: they’re probably too busy sleeping on a pile of your cringiest Spotify Wrapped to notice. Also, you’ve got your most played songs filled with enough lyrical anguish to fill a high school drama club. "Chokehold," "The Offering," and “Take Me Back To Eden”? More like "Take Me Back To My Therapist." At this point, it's a miracle you haven't started a metal-infused podcast titled “Why You're Not Emo Enough,” featuring nothing but breakdowns and regret. Keep it up, Bryce; at least the rest of us can enjoy a good laugh from your never-ending quest to achieve ultimate sadness through B-rated band tee shirts and overly dramatic headbanging!

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