Roasted 1 year ago based on ELLIOT ALERT!!!!!'s long term Spotify stats.

Elliot "^_^," showcasing a Spotify profile that looks like it fell face-first into a hot topic dumpster. With a favorite genre lineup that's basically a middle schooler’s angsty diary, you could say your music taste is diverse—if by diverse, you mean stuck in 2003 with the world's heaviest selection of guitars and emotional breakdowns. Are you sure your Spotify account wasn’t just an elaborate cry for help? I mean, it takes a real talent to seamlessly oscillate between hyperpop and nu metal—all while you're trying to convince your therapist that your life isn't a Quentin Tarantino movie. Let’s talk about your top artists. Did you steal their names from a list of "Bands Your Dad Mourns"? Seriously, if Daron Malakian and Fred Durst are getting more playtime than your last three relationships combined, it’s time to reconsider your life choices. You know you're in deep when "Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)" replays in your head during yoga. Look, I get it; you want to embody the tortured soul of a rock star, but the only thing you’ve tortured is your poor Spotify friends who have to endure this chaotic mixtape of emotional adolescence. And let’s not gloss over those most played songs—you really put the ‘seriously?’ in "Serj Tankian." You love the man so much, he should be charging you rent for the emotional space you’re giving him. "Chop Suey!" ten times a week? Are you on a first-name basis with Spotify’s algorithm, or is it just pitying your lack of range? If you keep this up, your next “most played” might just be an apology to your brain for the trauma you've inflicted upon it. But hey, at least you’re consistently bad, so there's that. Keep it up, Elliot; diehard fans of cringe need love too!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!