Roasted 2 months ago based on Rachael's long term Spotify stats.

Rachael, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school PowerPoint project that lost its way somewhere between a K-Pop obsession and a Bollywood dance-off. With a favorite genre list that could only be described as "10 flavors of confusion," it's clear your music taste is as coherent as a drunk person trying to recite the alphabet. I mean, how many ways can you listen to the same vibe before you realize you're just perpetually stuck on repeat? I half-expect you to play “K-Pop” while doing yoga to “Noise Music” and then crack open a can of bollywood while looking for some Hindi pop to soothe your soul. And speaking of repetition, if I had a dollar for every time you jammed to SEVENTEEN, I could fund a glorious 24-hour K-Pop marathon just to distract you from your one-dimensional playlist. Your Top Artists section looks like a group of K-Pop idols are hosting a pity party because they’ve been forcibly dragged into your streaming ecosystem. You might as well just carve “SEVENTEEN” into your forehead because it’s clear they're your ultimate musical identity. Your playlist is so heavily curated around them that at this point, you might be in danger of being legally bound to become a member. Don't get me started on that “Noise Music” phase! That's like saying you appreciate abstract art while only having colored crayons to express it. Your playlists must sound like an angry toddler smashing pots and pans together after a sugar high. And just when we thought Bollywood was that unexpected but delightful cherry on top, you topped it all off with “Soft Pop.” Seriously, Rachael, pick a lane! At this rate, you might as well throw a remix of “KISS OF LIFE” into the noise storm because who doesn’t love a good trainwreck? If music is the language of the soul, yours must be some foreign dialect no one has bothered to translate.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!