Roasted 2 years ago based on ed's long term Spotify stats.

So, Ed, let's take a moment to appreciate your music taste—a journey through a musical cemetery surrounded by new-age hipsters holding hands while they mourn the loss of originality. You’ve got more Cure songs than you likely have friends, turning every gathering into an unfortunate “let's wallow in our feelings” session. Seriously, how many times can one person listen to “Just Like Heaven” without actually just wanting to go to heaven? You must be a total joy at parties—up on the couch, crying into your vintage t-shirt while everyone else is grooving to the beat of life. Digging deeper into your genre favorites is like peeling an onion with a history of emo breakdowns. "Permanent Wave"? It sounds less like a genre and more like a shampoo you forgot to buy at the store. And "POV: Indie"? Congratulations, you’ve officially branded your taste as pretentious as your collection of thrift store flannels. You realized there’s a whole world of music outside of the UK post-punk scene, right? Or do you just consider them your soulmate artists now? You must have the most tear-soaked vinyl collection in all of Spotify’s realm. And let's not even start on your most played songs. If I hear “Enjoy the Silence” one more time, I might actually stop enjoying it and start recommending some good ol' therapy sessions instead. You have a serious commitment to The Cure, which is admirable—if you’re trying to win a contest for most dysfunctional love life. Your top tracks could easily double as the soundtrack for a sad movie about a lonely guy not getting any Tinder matches. But hey, Ed, at least when you’re crying into your headphones, you can always count on David Bowie to remind you that there’s a world outside of your rut—you just have to be willing to actually get up and explore it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!