Roasted 1 year ago based on <33's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the musical equivalent of a French pastry shop gone wrong! You’ve got more genres on here than an indecisive teenager with a Spotify premium trial. Seriously, “French Pop” and “Chanson”? The only thing more confusing than your taste in music is trying to figure out what you actually like. Are you trying to resurrect the Eiffel Tower with these selections, or are you just preparing for a mid-life crisis in a Parisian café? And then there are your top artists—Måneskin, Melanie Martinez, and then a sprinkle of Doja Cat and Britney Spears for good measure. It's like a pop culture bingo card that nobody asked for. You’re the person who would play “Paint The Town Red” while being completely out of touch with the fact that it’s not 2013 anymore. For every edgy pick you make, there's a classic pop queen lurking in the background, judging your life choices from a distance. Your most played songs read like the playlist of a party no one was invited to. “El Alma Que Te Trajo”? Excuse me while I roll my eyes so hard they end up in another dimension. And what’s this obsession with sped-up versions? Did the original songs just take too long for you to emotionally process? It’s almost impressive how you manage to sound like a walking Spotify algorithm and a cultural faux pas at the same time. Keep it up; you might just single-handedly revive the worst of the '90s while confusing everyone around you. Bravo!

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