Roasted 8 months ago based on owen :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Owen, if you were any more basic, you’d be an iPhone user in a world of indie darlings. Your Spotify profile reads like a high school sophomore’s desperate attempt to sound cultured. “Rap,” “Rage Rap,” and “Melodic Rap” – what’s next, “Top 40”? With a genre list that looks like it took you 10 minutes on Google, I half expect to find “Elevator Music” and “Sounds of Cooking” slipping in there too. News flash: your taste is so mainstream it just might break the internet. And your top artists? It’s like you threw a dart at a wall of trendy faces and just hoped for the best. I see you’re not afraid to go hard on the cardboard cutouts of “cool” musicians—Playboi Carti claims more space on your list than your self-respect. Honestly, with LUCKI, Yeat, and Travis Scott all up in your top ten, it’s safe to say you could use a little “soul” in your picks. Ever heard of anything not playing in the background at a college party? Oh wait, "Lo-Fi Indie" probably qualifies—congratulations, you found one gem. Your most played songs read like a teenage mixtape with half-baked angst. “bando - sped up + reverb”? That screams, “I can’t commit to a real relationship, but here’s my sad playlist!” And seriously, if your heart yearns for Playboi Carti as much as your Spotify suggests, then maybe it’s time to get off the couch, get some real-life experiences, and while you’re at it, expand those horizons. Until then, keep spinning those sad-banger tunes while your friends are vibing to actually good music!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!