Roasted 9 months ago based on milana's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Milana, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a pretentious high school art student who spends more time contemplating the existential dread of a rainy day than actually enjoying life. “Art Rock,” “Bedroom Pop,” and “Dream Pop”? Is this a music playlist or a guide to how to feel sad while staring at your avocado toast? You’ve got more genres crammed in here than an indie film festival, and let’s be honest, half of them are just made up. I’m half expecting to see “Crying Under My Blanket Pop” on your list next. Your top artists are a lineup that screams “I meditate on my feelings and refuse to listen to anything released after 1995.” Lana Del Rey and The Smiths? So you’ve chosen to devote your life to brooding melancholia over actual enjoyment. Those artists sound like they’d roll their eyes if they knew they were being played back-to-back by someone who probably wears floral sundresses even in winter. And would your musical taste make any sense if it weren't for the mandatory glasses of overpriced wine and an Instagram feed filled with aesthetically pleasing photos of your cat? And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Spooky” by Dusty Springfield? Wow, that just screams “I’m really into vintage vibes, but I have a fear of actual fun.” It’s a miracle you haven’t spontaneously combusted from the weight of all this sadness. You’re curating a playlist for a deep, dark cave where the echoes of sadness drown out actual joy. But keep it up, Milana! At least you’re giving the rest of us a reason to enjoy our lives while you’re vibing in a world of controlled misery.

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