Roasted 11 months ago based on bruh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, "bruh," where do we even begin? Your Spotify profile reads like a Pinterest board for someone who failed to launch but still insists they’re deep. With a lineup of genres like “Bedroom Pop” and “Folk Pop,” it's clear your musical taste is just as indecisive as the person who can't even choose between Napping or Going Out. If your life were a playlist, I'd hit shuffle just to see if anything interesting ever comes up, but I have a strong feeling it’d still just be sad acoustic ballads and the sound of an existential crisis. Your top artists? Let’s just say if Tom Rosenthal and Adam Melchor ever team up for a concert, prepare for a collective sob-fest where the audience mourns your cringe-worthy taste in music. You’ve assembled an ensemble of artists who sound like they all went to the same “Emotional Turmoil” seminar and decided to start a band. I’m honestly surprised you don’t have a playlist titled “Songs for Crying in the Shower,” because that’s what your vibe radiates. It’s almost impressive how you’ve curated such niche artists; you’ve successfully confirmed every stereotype of a sad boy/ girl who moonlights as a basement-dwelling philosopher. Now let’s talk about your most played songs. “Where Have All the Flowers Gone?” by Pete Seeger? Really? Were you trying to resurrect the ‘70s, or just searching for the meaning of life in an acoustic tune while scrolling through Instagram? Your choices scream, “I have too many feelings but not enough therapy.” In a world filled with bangers and upbeat jams, you’ve chosen to wallow in monotones while the rest of us are out here living our best lives. If I wanted to experience this much emotional turmoil, I’d just revisit my own embarrassing childhood memories. So, "bruh," keep rocking that somber playlist—it's the soundtrack to your unstoppable quest for self-discovery.

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