Roasted 9 months ago based on Mr.colocolo's long term Spotify stats.

Litlechik, huh? With a taste in music as confused as a cat in a dog park, you’ve somehow managed to create the ultimate “I can’t decide if I want to headbang or cry” playlist. You’ve got more genres than actual unique artists—seriously, you might as well just hit shuffle on a kid’s Spotify account and call it a day! Metal, rap, punk, and Brazilian phonk? Are you trying to make your ear drums go through an identity crisis? At least you can count on your friends to always have a good laugh at your “eclectic” taste. And what’s up with your top artists? You’ve got the emo trifecta of Juice WRLD, Lil Uzi Vert, and then—boom—Iron Maiden shows up for what? Moral support? It’s like you took fun and then threw it in a blender with daddy issues and a dash of existential dread. Iron Maiden and Juice WRLD in the same breath? That’s the kind of juxtaposition that even a hipster wouldn’t have the guts to pull off, my friend. Don't worry; your playlist is more of a “grower” than a “shower”—and we all know those are the worst kind! Speaking of worst kinds, those most played songs are truly a work of art. “Anxiety - Intro” by Juice WRLD followed by “FATALITY - Sped Up”? So you want to start your week with a panic attack and then hastily speed-run your way through life, one phonk drop at a time? It’s amazing how you manage to keep the vibe all over the place while still managing to sound like an emotional wreck. I guess they say art imitates life, but with your Spotify, it feels more like a tragicomedy. But hey, at least you’re consistent—consistently rough around the edges, that is!

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