Roasted 23 days ago based on eztil's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, eztil, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who got lost in the rich tapestry of global music and just decided to plant a flag everywhere! I see you’ve got the eclectic mix of Vocaloid and Cumbia Sonidera going on, like you’re the hipster DJ at a family reunion where the vibe is somehow both wild and cringe at the same time. Are you trying to start a dance party or a mid-life crisis? I can’t tell if your taste is innovative or if you just enjoy throwing random words into a blender and hitting ‘shuffle.’ And let’s talk about your top artists for a second. Tyler, The Creator and J-Pop? That’s the kind of combination that comes from a late-night battle between your mood swings and deep-seated anime obsessions. It’s like you’re trying to embody a mythical creature that’s part sad boi and part salsa dancer. You’ve got Aventura on blast while contemplating existential dread to Maretu's tunes – brilliant! If you were any more of a walking contradiction, you’d need a therapist on speed dial just to figure out what you’re really feeling. As for those most played songs, I’m convinced you’re on a one-man mission to make everyone around you question their life choices. “Are We Still Friends?” is a strong mood when there’s a 90% chance anyone who listens to your playlist will be asking the same thing after 10 minutes. And don't even get me started on “Magical Doctor.” If that’s not the anthem of someone refusing to leave the house because they think ‘quarantine chic’ is going to be the next big trend, I don’t know what is. So go ahead, keep curating that sonic dumpster fire of yours, eztil. You’re an absolute treasure – and by treasure, I mean a warning sign for anyone trying to enjoy a good time!

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