Roasted 5 months ago based on Dżuma's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Dżuma, you’ve curated a Spotify profile so pretentious it makes hipsters in artisanal coffee shops look like they're just sipping on plain old black coffee. Your favorite genres read like the music department of an art school had a seizure and vomited out the titles. "Art Rock," "Avant-Garde," and "Progressive Rock"? Is this a music profile or a breakdown of abstract painting techniques? One glance at your list and I can feel myself being transported to an overpriced gallery where nobody understands anything, but everyone pretends to nod enthusiastically while sipping on overpriced kombucha. And then there are your top artists. My word, did you just throw a dart at the obscure artist wall at a record store? "Blonde Redhead" as your musical obsession? Sure, we get it; you know the underground scene—but not one single song in your top 10 has ever set foot outside a coffee shop’s speaker system. To be fair, your taste is so niche it could only be shared through a secret handshake. I mean, “La Oreja de Van Gogh”? Who knew you were such an art critic? Maybe you should just replace "Cuarteto" with "Sounds my pretentious friends make when they start talking about their conceptual art projects.” Lastly, let's talk about your most played songs. Six tracks by Blonde Redhead and not one single song about, you know, actual feelings? Are you sure you're not running a support group for people who wear thick-framed glasses but can't see the punchline? Honestly, Dżuma, if you’re going to be this lost in your own musical labyrinth, at least toss in a Justin Bieber song for good measure. It wouldn't hurt your street cred; it would just show that occasionally, even oddballs need a pop palate cleanser.

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