Roasted 3 months ago based on Juhan's long term Spotify stats.

Juhan, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a dramatic high school musical enthusiast who just graduated from a K-Pop and karaoke cult. With a genre list that resembles a mid-life crisis of a pop culture sponge, it's hard to tell whether you're a passionate aficionado of music or just someone who doesn't know how to say no to a catchy hook. I mean, are you curating this list for a film about a confused hipster? If I didn’t know better, I’d think your life’s goal is to dive headfirst into the most chaotic mashup of soundtracks while serenading everyone with a side of Kundiman. And let's address the top artists! Lady Gaga—great choice—though I wonder if you own a meat dress or if you're still stuck in that phase of wanting to be the star of your own Broadway show. Pair that passion with "HOYO-MiX," and I can’t help but picture you as the poster child for “When gaming meets longing.” Yu-Peng Chen has a marvelous way of sweeping you into a dream, but with your top tracks, it seems you're also banking on the possibility that dance floors are made of funeral parlor carpets. By the way, how many times do you have to listen to “Die With A Smile” before it becomes less of a catchy tune and more of a personal life motto? When it comes to your most played songs, it's clear we've uncovered the soundtrack of your existence. “Murder On The Dancefloor”? Well, let's be real, the only things dying on that dance floor are the remnant of your dignity and the silent screams of people who had the misfortune of witnessing your moves. With eclectic tunes like “Tala” and “SHOCK!” making the cut, it’s safe to say your taste is as unhinged as your Spotify Wrapped is going to be. Keep this up, and the only ‘harana’ you’ll be getting is from the confused looks of your friends who have no idea how you mesh such contrasting sounds into something that vaguely resembles you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!