Roasted 2 months ago based on gab's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Gab, your Spotify profile is like a middle school diary that somehow got hacked into the internet: an emotional rollercoaster of pop punk and deep existential dread, served on a platter of “please validate my taste.” With a favorite genre list that reads like a scene from a teenage coming-of-age movie, I half expect you to be wearing a “MCR” tee while crying over your crush... and honestly? I’d pay to see that. And let’s talk about your top artists. Taylor Swift? Oh my, how original! As if we all don’t know you're just one breakup away from writing your own “debut heartbreak ballad.” For someone claiming to have such eclectic taste, you’ve got more cliché choices than a 'play it safe' indie movie: Hozier, Fall Out Boy, and you even managed to slip in Geese, which feels like an audition tape for hipster of the year. And let’s not even start with “5 Seconds of Summer,” which is literally code for “I just want to relive my early teen angst.” Your most played songs paint a picture of someone who’s way too invested in feelings—"The Boxer" feels like it should be your theme for when you’re trying to pull yourself together after a two-day Netflix binge. Mixing Bad Bunny with Tyler Childers is either a brilliant artistic fusion or an absolute cry for help. Either way, Gab, your playlist is a wild ride through all the bad decisions and emotional peaks typical of the Midwest emo experience, and all I can say is: get ready for that Spotify Wrapped to be a straightforward cry for therapy sessions.

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