Roasted 3 months ago based on .'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you with the most eclectic playlist this side of a midlife crisis! Your favorite genres read like a bad love letter to the '90s and a weird obsession with clouds. Seriously, what’s next? “Mood Rap”? Unless you’re aiming for a job as a music curator for a trendy coffee shop, I don’t understand how you landed on Electroclash. Is that your way of trying to spice up the fact that you still unironically think Hype Williams is the pinnacle of modern creativity? Newsflash: it’s not. Let’s talk about those top artists—Drake, 21 Savage, and Playboi Carti. It’s like you checked off every cliché rap artist from a “Basic Bro Starter Pack.” You think Spotify gives out awards for repetition? Newsflash: They don't! And Kendrick Lamar in there too? You know he’s shaking his head in disappointment from a distance. He’s probably wondering how you made it through “To Pimp a Butterfly” without having a spiritual awakening! Instead, you decided to settle down with the easy-listening, mainstream overlords of mediocrity. And can we discuss your most played songs for a moment? “SUPERNOVA” by CITIZEN XI? Why? Are you still in your emo phase under all those layers of hoodies and dad sneakers? As for “Cry Baby” by The Neighbourhood, just know that you might be the only person in 2023 with that much emotional bandwidth to play it on repeat. Congrats! You’ve just won the award for “Most Likely to Complain About Everything While Listening to Drill.” Honestly, your Spotify profile is like a middle schooler's choice of music—confused, desperate for attention, and ultimately just sad.

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