Roasted 1 year ago based on Steven Dormann's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Steven Dormann, the self-proclaimed king of obscure genres that even Spotify is too embarrassed to promote. Your taste in music is so deep it makes the Mariana Trench look like a kiddie pool. Honestly, I thought "Halftime DnB" was just a typo for "I'm still trying to figure out what I like in life." Indie rock, dance-punk, and more sub-genres than I care to count? Congratulations, you’re officially the poster child for trying too hard to be unique and failing spectacularly. Your top artists read like the lineup for a hipster music festival that only exists in your mind. "Stage Kids" sounds like a band that would only play birthday parties for ten-year-olds, while "Om Unit" makes me question what a "unit" even is in this context. Is it the measurement of how much joy you sacrifice to sound cool? And let’s talk about "Doctor Jeep," because nothing says “I'm a serious music listener” like naming your favorite artist after a car model. Are you trying to create a Spotify playlist or a new automotive advertisement? And those most-played songs? “Doughnut” by "Stage Kids" is definitely a fitting anthem for your life—full of empty calories and lacking any substance! Your listening history reveals a search for identity that a therapy session could fix in two hours. If this is what you jam out to, it's no wonder you're the kind of person who'd get excited about finding a new flavor of kombucha at Whole Foods. So, here’s a suggestion: just embrace the madness and change your profile name to "Steven, The Human Playlist of Regrets." It has a nice ring to it!

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