Roasted 9 months ago based on nathalie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Nat, your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler's desperate attempt to impress their crush by slapping every trendy genre on a list. I mean, R&B and Bedroom Pop? Are you trying to set the mood for a first date or are you just hoping to lure someone in for a Netflix-and-chill that never gets past the second episode? The only thing darker than your taste in music is probably your dating history—let’s hope that’s not what you mean by "Dark R&B." Your top artists look like a celebrity dinner party for people who can talk about feelings but not about how to make real connections. Drake, The Weeknd, and Frank Ocean? Congratulations, you've officially unlocked the "multi-platinum sad boy" achievement. You’ve curated a playlist that screams, "I'm deeply emotional, but also really good at committing to nothing." Choosing “Godspeed” while you’re swiping on Tinder? You’re not speeding anywhere, sweetheart—you’re just parked in the friend zone. And let’s discuss those most played songs. "coffee" by Miguel? Are you trying to caffeinate your lonely nights or just pretending you’re too artsy for a usual dinner? Honestly, with all that trap and soul mixed in, your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to the world’s saddest taco truck. You might as well rename it to “Songs for Avoiding Adult Responsibilities.” Nat, when you finally decide to get off your couch, let’s hope it’s to dance rather than wallow—unless that’s your idea of a wild night out, of course.

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