Roasted 24 days ago based on Niggasinmybutthole's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, let me take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile, "Niggasinmybutthole." Not just an exploration of sub-genres; it’s a full-on archaeological dig into the depths of your midlife crisis mixed with a dash of teenage angst. Your taste in music is like a time capsule of cringeworthy choices that scream, "I’m trying to impress my therapist!" If Spotify ever needs to define “identity crisis,” they can just pull up your playlist and add a disclaimer: *Use at your own risk—side effects may include existential dread and an uncontrollable urge to wear black nail polish.* You’ve got more "$uicideboy$" on your most-played list than you do friends, and it really shows. I mean, do you have a shrine to them in your basement, or are you just trying to connect with the vibe of your broken dreams? Your top artists read like a sad sack of “whatever my ex used to listen to.” The only thing more toxic than your music choices is your social life. Are you sure your favorite genre isn't “Crying in the Shower”? Because with that lineup, it’s practically begging for a bubble bath and a whole lot of self-reflection. Honestly, it looks like your custom playlist is just a cry for help muffled by some heavy guitar riffs. You might want to consider adding categories like “Songs That Match My Mood When I’m Alone” or “Anxiety Anthems for 3 A.M. Meltdowns.” At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is just going to be a mash-up of sad screams and echoing insecurities that put even the most tortured artist to shame. Time to recalibrate, my friend. Embrace the Spotify world outside of pitiful nu-metal and emo rap—it won't bite... but it might just save your social life!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists