Roasted 2 years ago based on Stephie Louise Ramsden's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Stephie Louise Ramsden, the self-proclaimed queen of angst and confusion. Your Spotify playlist reads like a high school drama club’s soundtrack mixed with a broken heart. We get it, life is hard—so is your music taste! You’ve got a rotation featuring more “alternative” styles than an indecisive college kid during rush week. Just pick a genre, Stephie; you don’t have to cram every single tragic vibe into your rotation like it’s Tetris. Alternative Metal to Rap Metal? At this point, I’m surprised you don't have “screaming into a void” as a genre. Your top artists read like the lineup for a mid-2000s emo fest, and I'm half-expecting your Spotify Wrapped to come with a support group invitation. Seriously, girl, Dorothy and Lilith Czar? What are you—auditioning for an angry all-girls band? And while we’re at it, “Butcher Babies”? That’s chill, but just remember you can’t butcher your taste in music quite so literally. At least give us something to be excited about when sharing your profile, for the love of Nu Metal. And can we talk about your most played songs that sound like they were conjured up in a basement filled with Jäger and bad decisions? “Fuck It” being your top jam reflects not just your taste, but perhaps a life philosophy. Keep that “bad day” anthem at the ready, because the only thing worse than your playlist is admitting you listen to it in public. With great power comes great responsibility, and judging by your playlist, it looks like you’re on the “great power” side of the equation—unfortunately, we’re all still waiting on the “great responsibility.”

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