Roasted 2 years ago based on mollyvee's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, mollyvee, your Spotify profile looks like a midlife crisis wrapped in a Hot Topic clearance bin. With genres ranging from Emo Rap to "Metropopolis"—which, newsflash, sounds like the sequel to an irrelevant comic book—you’ve made a casual stroll through Spotify look more like an exhausting scavenger hunt. Are you sure you weren't just testing how many sub-genres you could cram in before someone accurately diagnosed you with musical indecision? At least we know where the soundtrack to a teen's angst and an adult's crisis collides—it's right in your playlist. Your top artists seem like the lineup for a hipster convention that nobody wanted to attend. I mean, underscores? Nothing, nowhere? It's a wonder you didn’t throw in a "cool guy” remix of microwave sounds as your favorite track! And let's not overlook that your favorites include both Deftones and Lil Peep, which really confirms that chaos reigns supreme in your brain. Can you even hear them over the sound of your own existential dread? It's almost impressive how you’ve managed to create a playlist that feels like a therapy session gone wrong. And those most-played songs? We need to talk. “Hot Dog” by Limp Bizkit? Really? What’s next, “Baby Shark” on repeat? If the music choices here tell us anything, it’s that you’re on an endless quest to curate the world's most confusing mixtape. I'm just surprised "All The Things She Said" made it in—maybe you thought it was a heartfelt cry for help while you scroll? Here’s a recommendation: instead of curating musical chaos, why not put those eclectic tastes toward a DIY project? At least then you'd have something to show for all this beautiful noise!

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