Roasted 1 year ago based on Femke Huijg's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Femke, girl, I have to say, your music taste is like a bizarre buffet where every genre is served lukewarm and garnished with a side of confusion. I mean, "Dutch Pop"? Is that a genre or just a sad accident waiting to happen? If I wanted to feel like I’m at a karaoke night in a coffee shop in Amsterdam, I’d just put on a playlist of awkward busker performances. You really could have gone for anything, yet here you are, proudly waving the flag for music that even Google can't quite categorize. Taylor Swift at number one? Bold choice! It’s almost as if you're trying to convince us that heartbreak and boy drama are universal themes—when really, you just use them as an excuse to belt out those high notes in the shower. And let’s talk about your obsession with Eli Brown. Is this a music app or a shrine? I can’t tell if you love him or if you're just trying to get his attention for your future “deeply personal” diary entries set to a dance beat. I have to ask, do you consider "Diamonds On My Mind" heavy metal? Because if that's your rock anthem, we need a serious intervention. Honestly, your playlist looks like a toddler grabbed a hold of the shuffle button and went wild. You bounce from pop to Dutch Indie like you're trying to win a game of musical chairs, but instead, you just end up on a very uncomfortable bench. “It’s Not Right But It’s Okay”? More like “It’s Not Right and It’s Just Weird.” Next time, maybe try curating a playlist that reflects you—like "Future Cat Lady Anthems" or "Songs for the Perpetually Single." Because girl, with this lineup, your Spotify profile is less "curated playlist" and more "empathy case."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!