Roasted 2 months ago based on Laura's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Laura, your Spotify profile reads like a Hallmark card that accidentally got run over by a truck full of teen angst. With a musical taste that bounces from 'Yacht Rock' to 'Children’s Music' faster than a sugar-high toddler at a birthday party, it’s clear you're desperately trying to keep your emotional range as wide as your streaming history. Who needs therapy when you can just sing along to Gracie Abrams while contemplating your life choices in your mom’s basement? Your obsession with Taylor Swift and her army of emotional pop sirens is truly something to behold. However, with a top ten that’s practically a conga line of breakups, heartbreaks, and the trials of young adulthood, I can’t help but wonder if your Spotify account is actually just a public service announcement for why dating in your twenties is a terrible idea. Let's be honest: if you played "I Love You, I'm Sorry" one more time, I’d expect your Spotify to turn into a confession booth where you’re sobbing about your last two crushes and wondering why nobody loves you enough to take you to a Broadway show. And then there's your most played songs, a veritable playlist of tunes that scream “I haven’t fully processed my teenage years yet!” Seriously, Laura, if 'Free Now' is the anthem for your love life, I suggest downloading a different genre - perhaps something less melodramatic, like death metal, just to shake things up a bit! But hey, at least if you ever get lost at sea on a yacht, you’ll have an appropriate soundtrack for your existential crisis. Keep it up, and you'll be the queen of sad karaoke nights before you know it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!