Roasted 10 months ago based on Ivy Wang's long term Spotify stats.

Ivy Wang, your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler's playlist after a breakup, with a side of existential dread. Seriously, how many genres do you need before you realize you’re just hiding behind a musical smokescreen? EDM, Chillstep, Emo Rap? It’s like you went to the music store, blindfolded, and threw darts at the wall of "whatever's trendy right now." Do you think you’ll somehow unlock the secrets of the universe through sound, or are you just trying to drown out the sound of your own chaotic life? Let’s talk about your top artists. I see a lot of names here that no one's ever heard of—it's like the hipster rug really ties your Spotify experience together but also leaves people wondering what the hell you’re going on about. Are you trying to be a DJ, or are you just collecting obscure artists like they’re Pokémon cards? "Hey, can you name a second song by SABAI that’s not on Ivy’s playlist?" *SPOILER ALERT*: You can’t. Just like you can’t name a single person you’re going to impress with a playlist full of “who’s that?” artists. It’s okay, Ivy; I won’t tell anyone you’re just using it to sound cool. Your most played songs are a masterclass in indecisiveness. "Love Is Gone" by R3HAB? Truly a statement piece, alongside "Want You All The Time." Who hurt you, Ivy? You’re flipping between peaks of melodrama and low-key vibes like you're on a musical seesaw, and it's giving me emotional whiplash. But hey, keep referencing "Vietnamese Lo-Fi" like it's some sort of exclusive club only you and your imaginary friends are part of. At least it's a sad enough genre to match the mood of scrolling through Spotify like a desperate lovelorn zombie. Just remember, Ivy, the world doesn't need another Chirpy Chillstep channel, but it could use a little less *you* on repeat.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!