Roasted 1 year ago based on T-KT's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, _Finjamin, the musical embodiment of emotional turmoil wrapped in a plaid shirt. Let's unpack that genre list, shall we? Darkwave, nu-metal, and emo? Congrats! You've officially turned your Spotify into an angst-filled time capsule from high school, but instead of moody poetry, you've chosen to marinate in the melodrama of 2005. I get it; you’re trying to evoke feelings that were too painful to experience back in the day. Newsflash: It's okay to let go, buddy. Your playlist sounds like a therapy session gone wrong, with a side of cringy nostalgia. And then there are those favorite artists of yours. Andrew Lloyd Webber and Eminem? Wow, now that's a crossover I didn't know I needed. It’s like you've got a Broadway play in the middle of a mosh pit, and guess what? No one asked for a front-row seat to that mess. Mixing Depeche Mode with Mitski feels less like a curated selection and more like a chaotic mixtape you made during an identity crisis. Remember, it's fine to enjoy diverse genres, but you appear to be single-handedly trying to keep the entire '90s angst alive. Calm down; it’s not a lifeline, it’s just your playlist! Now let's talk about those most played songs. "Zydrate Anatomy?" Really, _Finjamin? Paris Hilton’s fleeting musical career has become your emotional crutch? That’s a new low, even for you! And the inclusion of "Nasty Dog" suggests you might be looking for a lifestyle change – or at least a better choice in music. “Nuts” by Lil Peep is your crown jewel? I’ll say this: if there’s an award for having a Spotify profile as confusing as a squirrel in a nut factory, you are definitely the reigning champion. Your playlist is like a bad ex; you know it's a mistake, but you can't stop going back. Time to hit that unfollow button on misery and start fresh!

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