Roasted 2 years ago based on lavdiesalot's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, "lavdiesalot," I see you’ve got a Spotify profile that reads like a character sheet from an '80s RPG that never made it off the cutting room floor. I mean, "Otacore"? You’re gonna need a whole new dictionary to explain that to anyone outside your parents' basement. And let’s not even get started on "Glitchcore"—is that a genre, or did your playlist just accidentally throw up on itself? I half-expect to see "Couchcore" listed under your favorite genres, because clearly you’re doing the hard work of sitting down while the rest of us take on life. Your top artists look like they were plucked from an obscure underground festival that only holds two attendees: you and your pet goldfish. Seriously, is "Lotus Juice" a musician or a dietary supplement? And have your genres turned your Spotify account into a weed dealer’s wish list? “Japanese Alternative Pop”? If that isn't the soundtrack for existential crises in a Japanese noodle shop, I don't know what is. Just imagine your friends trying to figure out how to introduce you: “Oh, this is my friend lavdiesalot, they have a PhD in niche music and a personal vendetta against mainstream artists." And don’t think you’re off the hook just because your most played songs sound like the remnants of a corrupted hard drive! “die for you - sped up + reverb”? What, were you too busy to commit to listening to the regular version? It’s like your playlist is one long advertisement for mental health recovery; slow down, buddy! You might want to switch things up and throw in something a little more grounded, like Taylor Swift or even some good ol' classic rock—just don’t forget to do it with a side of therapy after showcasing your eclectic taste in auditory chaos.

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