Roasted 1 year ago based on Tyler Lamar Lewis's long term Spotify stats.
Tyler Lamar Lewis, huh? Quite the musical palette you’ve got there, like a fruitcake of genres that nobody asked for. Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis started by a guy who’s primarily taken his musical cues from 2005 era MySpace and a whiskey-fueled backyard BBQ. I mean, "red dirt" and "Texas country"? I’ve seen more variety in a bag of frozen vegetables. And what's with the obsession with Zach Bryan? Did he save your life or something? You’ve apparently got loyalty to him that my dog wishes I had for her. Let's talk about your top artists. It’s an odd flex to have Jason Isbell listed twice; does your brain have a “copy-paste” malfunction? I can only assume the real reason behind that is because you couldn’t make up your mind between “same guy” and “which album should I listen to, again?” And Bob Dylan? That’s some serious flexing for a guy who might as well be ancient history at this point. Is your Spotify profile secretly a tribute to the elderly, or are you just hoping that enough exposure to these legends will lend you some cred? Spoiler alert: not gonna work. Now, onto your most played songs. I can’t even believe I’m reading “Mr. McAdams” by Lil Dicky nestled in there with a mountain of Zach Bryan tracks, as if the man himself is calling for help from within your playlist. It’s like listening to a sad cowboy lament over a broken heart, and then bam! A rap song that screams, “I promise I’m cool!” Your listening habits are so confused it’s like watching a toddler trying to do algebra. Keep this up, and you'll single-handedly bring about the next musical apocalypse. Congrats, Tyler, you’re the reason we can’t have nice things!
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