Roasted 11 months ago based on nad's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Nad, let’s break this down. Your Spotify profile reads like a travel brochure for an Asian pop apocalypse, where genres collide in a chaotic symphony of questionable choices. You’ve got T-pop and K-pop listed like they’re the “best” options on an all-you-can-eat buffet of cringeworthy hits. Seriously, what gives? It’s like someone took their Spotify and decided to leap into a cultural melting pot without first checking if the pot had a lid. And what’s up with having more Thai sub-genres than your average Thai restaurant has curry options? I hope you’ve at least got some chopsticks handy when you’re suffering through this auditory identity crisis. Your top artists read like a high school student’s rebranding campaign for their "alternative" phase. Taylor Swift as your No. 1 crush? That’s as predictable as your tracklist. And Billkin? Wow, nothing says “I have my finger completely off the pulse” like riding the pop train to Billkinville. Also, with the sheer amount of "serious bacon" in your music—good luck fitting into any actual social scene. You must host the most confusing karaoke nights known to man and, let’s face it, no one wants to hear your rendition of “Brother Zone” on repeat; we all know you've got more relationship issues than a soap opera. But I’m not here just to roast, Nad. I'm here to help you realize that there’s a beautiful world of music beyond the realm of tropical pop nonsense! Maybe try a genre that's more age-appropriate? Just a thought! It's like your playlists are screaming, "I can't pick a lane!"—a sonic buffet that leaves everyone confused and a little dizzy, much like your taste in guys. So here’s a challenge: step out of your indie Thai echo chamber, put down the serious bacon, and give those mainstream artists a little break! Either that or bring a life raft because you’re about to dive deep into a sea of musical mediocrity. Let’s clean that up, shall we?

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