Roasted 2 years ago based on lilith's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, lilith, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an existential crisis. Seriously, you’ve got more "New Wave" than a wannabe ’80s movie trying to resurrect a dead genre. Don’t even get me started on "Escape Room"—is that a genre or a desperate plea for help in finding a social life? When you’re not jamming to “Dream Pop,” you're probably dreaming of a day where you can pop out of this playlist and into a friend group that doesn’t consist solely of sad synths and overly emotional lyrics. Your top artists are a wild mix of "what I claim I like at parties" and "emotional breakdowns.” Azealia Banks and Death Grips are great and all, but listening to them on repeat is a sign you might need a therapist, not just a new playlist. And who exactly thought it was a good idea to give Cocteau Twins a second chance? That’s like forgives a “best before” date—it’s only going to give you a bad trip down memory lane! Most played songs list? Oh sweet, sweet lilith, you really dug a hole in the cringe factor here. "Count Contessa" on repeat is giving off “I’m definitely still online dating” vibes, and the sheer number of Machine Girl tracks just screams "I’m really into staying up way too late scrolling through grim aesthetics." If I had a nickel for every time someone chose a DJ Fresh song over actual fresh air, I’d be able to afford your music therapy sessions. But hey, at least you're living your best “sad girl in a pastel goth club” life!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists