Roasted 2 years ago based on Tommie Nelson's long term Spotify stats.

Tommie Nelson, the living, breathing embodiment of niche musical taste! Seriously, your favorite genres read like a “World Music for Dummies” handbook. Afrobeats, Nigerian Pop, and Modern Indie Folk? What are you trying to prove, that you can listen to the entire continent’s music catalog in one sitting? The only thing more diverse than your playlist is that hipster mustache you’ve been trying to grow since 2019. Grab a ukulele and go back to your "Roots," will you? Your top artists are like a Tinder match gone horribly wrong. I mean, Kodaline? You might as well put on British tea and crumpets while you’re at it! And let’s not even get started on Chris Brown—your Spotify suggests a bad breakup is right around the corner. “Everyone Changes,” indeed! It’s like you pulled an all-nighter trying to rack up those listening hours with artists that only hipsters and your mom would recognize. Don't worry, Tommie; it’s not *you*—oh wait, it is. And wow, your most played songs list is like the soundtrack for a particularly emotional YouTube vlog. “Day One (Interstellar Theme)” by Hans Zimmer? Are you really on the verge of taking off into space, or is that just your way of escaping your sad playlist? “Everything Works Out in the End” by Kodaline, huh? Good luck with that optimism when those infinite loops of soft indie starts making you question your life choices. Honestly, if your Spotify wrapped isn’t full of sad boy tears and an apology letter to your ex, are you even doing it right?

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