Roasted 1 year ago based on Alice Sosa 💋's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Alice Sosa, the musical equivalent of a mid-life crisis buying a sports car – but instead of horsepower, it’s just a whole lot of angsty screams and glittery K-Pop! Your genre list reads like a teenage breakup diary that accidentally went through a very suspect blender. Emo, K-Pop, Metalcore, and Screamo? It’s like you hopped genres faster than a squirrel in a coffee shop, trying to find the right energy boost for your next ultra-dramatic TikTok. Let’s take a moment to talk about your top artists. You’ve got Pierce The Veil and Linkin Park sitting comfortably next to BTS and Doja Cat. I half-expect your playlist to devolve into a musical debate, where you're passionately arguing about the emotional depth of a breakdown in metalcore versus the sugary sweetness of a K-Pop chorus. It’s like your Spotify is going through an identity crisis that would put even your angst-ridden playlists to shame. Who are you, Alice? Are you here to conquer the world or throw glitter at everyone while sobbing uncontrollably? But hey, with your most played songs, it's clear you've mastered the ability to blend despair and pure bubblegum optimism like some kind of genre-mashing alchemist. “Seven” by Jung Kook followed by “The Summoning” by Sleep Token? That’s the vibe of a person who needs a therapist and a plethora of scented candles. Your music tastes could just as easily be the soundtrack to a slow motion walk away from your life decisions as they could be the backdrop for a cringe-inducing dance battle. Keep lovin’ those feels, but let’s hope you find a little balance before your Spotify starts sounding like the soundtrack of a bad soap opera!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!