Roasted 2 years ago based on Abyqs's long term Spotify stats.

Yaya, your Spotify profile is like a deserted ghost town where the only thing haunting it is a collection of dust and regret. I mean, at this point, your playlists are basically just sad empty shelves where music goes to die. It’s as if your last listened song was back when flip phones were still cool and your idea of jamming was banging on a typewriter. Come on, even a potato has more activity than your account! At this rate, the only 'streams' happening are the tears of your abandoned songs wondering what went wrong.

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists