Roasted 2 years ago based on Crafty's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Crafty, let’s dive into your Spotify profile, the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis in a thrift store. Your favorite genres read like a list of things you’d pick if you were trying to impress a 70-year-old rock band who moonlights as cartoon characters! Seriously, “Pixel” and “POV: Indie” sound less like genres and more like bad excuses to explain to your friends why you still haven’t finished listening to what’s trending. You’ve got more rock variations than a dad at a barbecue with a questionable playlist—good luck explaining "Otacore" to your grandma! Then we have your top artists. Who needs a coherent taste in music when you can just throw in a pinch of nostalgia and an assortment of names most people haven’t heard of since MySpace went down? It's almost like you were trying to create a musical equivalent of “name that obscure reference” for an audience that doesn't exist. Something tells me your Spotify Wrapped must sound like the soundtrack to the world's cringiest indie film – directed by you, featuring a cast of one, narrated by your angst-fueled diary! And let's talk about your most played songs. It looks like you've been curating a playlist for the world's most confused road trip! "Prove" by "ONE OK ROCK" and then whiplash into “Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy”? It's like you walked into a club and started a fight between a Shakespearean sonnet and a video game soundtrack. Seriously, if your music library had any more identity crises, it’d need a therapist. But hey, keep jamming—it’s not like your taste could get any worse… except it probably will!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!