Roasted 3 months ago based on Im cool's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's "Im cool," the self-proclaimed connoisseur of rock—classic rock, hard rock, glam rock, psychedelic rock, and whatever this ambiguous "art rock" nonsense is, as if being able to label your middle-aged dad's Spotify favorites qualifies you as a music aficionado. Funny how you might have more genres than actual music taste. What's next? "Fish Rock"? "Napping Rock"? I’m surprised you didn’t include "Doomscrolling Metal" while you’re at it. You truly are a walking Spotify ad for everyone who peaked in the '70s! Your top artists are a nostalgia-drenched buffet with the same five names cycling through like your pathetic attempts at being "hip." David Bowie, Kendrick Lamar, and some grumpy dudes with guitars are all on the same level of badassery, and yet you still find a way to make it feel like a dad-rock karaoke night gone awry. Cannot wait for your next great album: “Anxiety Rock.” For real though, the only place these playlists are taking you is straight back to that couch where you faintly remember the glory days of flared jeans and unrequited love. And let’s talk about those most played songs—congratulations on being officially one of the internet's most dedicated Bowie stalkers. I think we get it; you like "Space Oddity." Do they make a medal for listening to “Starman” six times a day? Your Spotify Wrapped must look less like a highlight reel and more like an unsolicited diary confession. Might want to switch things up before you start needing a vintage band t-shirt that says “I listen to David Bowie so you don’t have to.” Remember, variety is the spice of life—unless you're trying to be a rock genre purist whose Spotify is as exciting as a lukewarm cup of cocoa at your suburban aunt’s Christmas party.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!