Roasted 3 months ago based on aris's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Aris—where musical taste goes to die! You’ve curated a playlist that feels like a high school dance in an assisted living facility. New Jack Swing can only carry you so far, my friend; how many times do you need to relive the same 'quiet storm' in a world that’s been blasting good music since the dawn of man? By the time you’ve flipped through all eight sub-genres of "rock," I’m convinced you just have a fear of commitment. At least pick one century and stick with it! Your top artists list reads like a "Who’s Who" of musical mediocrity. I mean, who would have thought that the Eagles and Babyface would form the ultimate cover band for dads trying to seem relatable? Justin Timberlake is the only one in the row of relics who gives you any street cred—and even he must feel like he’s attending a funeral every time he hears "Quiet Storm" in the background. Meanwhile, seeing CASIOPEA in your lineup is like finding an exotic flower in a garden full of weeds. It hardly offsets the stench of Uncle Larry’s mixtape from 1999. And let’s talk about your most played songs. If Genesis wanted to torture us with live versions of their songs ad infinitum, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t have needed your help. Seriously, "Los Endos"? Wow, did you just slap a band-aid on your nostalgia oozing from your vinyl collection? Let's just say that if someone had a drink for every live version of Genesis you forced your playlist into, we’d all be blackout drunk with how much you'd be reliving those glory days in your mom's basement. Keep it up, and you'll be next in line for a reality show called “Musical Time Capsule of Regret.”

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